mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

(Source: iraffiruse)

hvit-ravn:

We are Groot

bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics
bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics
bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics
bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics
bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics
bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics
bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics
bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics
bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
Click here for other Avengers comics

bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

doadollapofdemonicpossession:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Oh how the mighty fall

Francis you fucking idiot

thefrogman:

They have learned that the lady at the ferry ticket booth occasionally has treats [reddit]

(Source: awwww-cute)

thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max! thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max! thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

trebled-negrita-princess:

cam3leon:

Yours truly as Hood Link, the Hero of Trill. My first Otakon and first cosplay…and it was EPIC.

I fucks with it heavy!!!!
trebled-negrita-princess:

cam3leon:

Yours truly as Hood Link, the Hero of Trill. My first Otakon and first cosplay…and it was EPIC.

I fucks with it heavy!!!!

trebled-negrita-princess:

cam3leon:

Yours truly as Hood Link, the Hero of Trill. My first Otakon and first cosplay…and it was EPIC.

I fucks with it heavy!!!!

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss Fox News’s coverage of Ferguson, Missouri.

braydaaan:

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

(Source: daniels-gillies)

inapprehension:

digg:

HOLY SHIT
NO
(via Telegraph)

BURN IT ALL. inapprehension:

digg:

HOLY SHIT
NO
(via Telegraph)

BURN IT ALL.

inapprehension:

digg:

HOLY SHIT

NO

(via Telegraph)

BURN IT ALL.

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

(Source: okithecat)